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Friday, January 28, 2011

Kejar Paket A Kejar Paket B Kejar Paket C Ujian Paket A Ujian Paket B Ujian Paket C Jakarta Tangerang Bekasi Depok Bogor Bandung Tangerang Pkbm

PUSAT KEGIATAN BELAJAR MASYARAKAT - PKBM

“RISTEK NUSANTARA”
Jl. Percetakan Negara 7 No.1 Jakarta Pusat
Telp. 08161404440 - 081213589558 - (021)-93088375
LOKASI TEPAT BERADA DI BELAKANG RUTAN SALEMBA.

SEKOLAH KESETARAAN
MENERIMA PENDAFTARAN SISWA BARU (PERSIAPAN UJIAN)
PAKET A - PAKET B - PAKET C (SETARA SD - SETARA SMP - SETARA SMA)
KAMI AKAN MEMBERIKAN SEMUA KEMUDAHAN YANG KAMI MILIKI UNTUK ANDA.

MENERIMA:
USIA PESERTA TIDAK DIBATASI (BEBAS USIA)
COCOK UNT. YANG SUDAH BEKERJA/KARYAWAN/PEGAWAI KARENA WAKTU BELAJAR
BOLEH DIATUR DI LUAR JADWAL/JADWAL BOLEH DIATUR SENDIRI.
MENERIMA SISWA PUTUS SEKOLAH/DROP OUT/DIKELUARKAN DARI SEKOLAH
MENERIMA SISWA YANG TIDAK LULUS UJIAN/TIDAK NAIK KELAS.
IJAZAH PAKET C BISA UNTUK KULIAH.
BELAJAR DIBANTU KOMPUTER.
KELAS SABTU / MINGGU.
JAM BELAJAR 10.00 - 14.00.
JUGA MENERIMA PESERTA DARI LUAR KOTA DI SELURUH INDONESIA


WAKTU DAN TEMPAT PENDAFTARAN
Pendaftaran dibuka setiap hari. Jam buka pendaftaran 08.00 s/d 21.00.
Tempat pendaftaran di – RISTEK NUSANTARA –

a. Jl. Percetakan Negara 9 No.4B Jakarta Pusat.
HP 08161404440 Telp.4240024

b. Jl. Percetakan Negara 7 No.1 Jakarta Pusat Telp.93088375.
(Lokasi tepat di belakang RUTAN SALEMBA Jakarta Pusat).


PAKET PENDIDIKAN
Paket A ( Pendidikan setara SD).
Paket B ( Pendidikan setara SMP ).
Paket C ( Pendidikan setara SMA ).


SYARAT-SYARAT PENDAFTARAN
Usia Peserta tidak dibatasi ( BEBAS USIA ).

PAKET A
(*) Mengisi Formulir Pendaftaran
(*) Sudah dapat membaca dan menulis dan berhitung (CALISTUNG).
(*) Peserta boleh dari luar kota di seluruh Indonesia.

PAKET B
(*) Mengisi Formulir Pendaftaran
(*) Menyerahkan 5 lembar Fotocopy Ijazah SD (Bisa Menyusul).
(*) Ijazah SD boleh berasal dari daerah di seluruh Indonesia.
(*) Juga menerima peserta dari luar kota di seluruh Indonesia.

PAKET C
(*) Mengisi Formulir Pendaftaran
(*) Menyerahkan 5 lembar Fotocopy Ijazah SMP (Bisa Menyusul).
(*) Ijazah SMP boleh berasal dari daerah di seluruh Indonesia.
(*) Juga menerima peserta dari luar kota di seluruh Indonesia.



FASILITAS PENDIDIKAN
80% pelajaran dibantu KOMPUTER.
Tutorial/Pertemuan tatap muka.
Jam belajar ( SABTU/MINGGU jam 10.00 – 15.00)
*) Bagi yang sibuk bekerja boleh tidak ikut kelas / belajar sendiri di rumah.


UJIAN
Ujian diadakan 2 kali dalam setahun.
*) Ujian gelombang I diadakan bulan Mei/Juni. Untuk mengikuti ujian
gelombang I anda harus terdaftar sebagai peserta sekolah
selambat-lambatnya bulan Februari.
**) Ujian gelombang II diadakan bulan Oktober/Nopember. Untuk
mengikuti ujian gelombang II anda harus terdaftar sebagai peserta
sekolah selambat-lambatnya bulan Agustus.


LAIN - LAIN
Hal-hal mengenai pendaftaran dan lain-lain dapat ditanyakan langsung
ke Telp. 08161404440 (langsung ke pengelola Mbak Nur) atau ke Telp.
Simpati 081213589558 atau ke Esia (021)-93088375


Jika jawaban di atas masih kurang jelas, silahkan bertanya langsung ke
Mbak NurChasanah Telp.08161404440

Saturday, January 15, 2011

interesting facts about girls

Observation:
Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your shirt which is usually unnoticeable

Care:
They are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care more than what you want them to and often that makes them question every 10-15 seconds about your wellness. If you are down with fever and you let your best friend who is a girl (quite funny to type) know, chances are that you'll end up answering the phone at least 20 times that day.

Childishness:
"There is no point growing up if you cannot be a child at times" is an illustration of that fact. However, the proportion of girls I've observed to be childish is much higher than what I observed in guys!

Talking:
Even the most silent girl is highly talkative within her group. With guys a reserved guy is a reserved guy wherever he is but with girls, a reserved girl acts differently when she is with her friends and when she is in a larger gang.

Possessiveness:
 But many girls are possessive about their friends and belongings! At least that is my observation.
Gossip:

Girls seem to depend on someone way too much either emotionally or personally but at the same time they easily switch preferences. Someone who was inevitable a couple of years back becomes a good friend today and a good contact tomorrow. At any point, a person who shows a lot of interest on her is always considered the best by a girl! Again, may be I'm generalizing..
Emotional handicap:

Girls usually end up taking decisions purely out of their heart which in most cases will not be correct. Ironically, even after realizing that they made a mistake, it is next to impossible for them to correct that.
Hypocrisy when it comes to guys:

 A beautiful girl almost always confirms that the guys around her are interested in her through unnoticeable gestures. Guys however strong just start shaking at the sight of a beautiful girl staring at them and get caught.

Friday, January 14, 2011

The top ten Most Difficult truth Or dare Questions

The player has to choose between telling the truth, or completing a dare, and they receive points for one or the other. While there are thousands of truth or dare questions that you can ask players, in this article I will outline the top ten most difficult truth or dare questions, and what they can potentially reveal about the person.

Proceed With Caution

The following truth or dare questions can reveal more about your friends or colleagues than you ever wanted to know. Also, try to be cautious about who is present at the party. If a friend of someone's current boyfriend is at a party, keep this in mind when you are asking the girlfriend particular "truth" questions. Inevitably, her answers will get back to her boyfriend.
Question 1: Describe your first intimate experience?

Such as the typical intimate experimentation of school kids or younger kids, some people have somewhat traumatic experiences from their childhood. So exercise caution when asking this truth or dare question, because you may get far more than you bargained for.

Question 2: What is The most annoying habit that your girlfriend/boyfriend has?

This question is great to ask the person who is constantly bragging about their boyfriend or girlfriend. It will force them to admit something about them that isn't "perfect." Be careful though, the answer to this question can sometimes be fairly disgusting!

Question 3: How well "endowed" is your Boyfriend or Girlfriend?

This question is much more fun for a party of girlfriends, because with guys it is not quite as obvious which boyfriend is "well-endowed," and which isn't. On the other hand, guys will always know which girlfriend is better endowed than others. When girls get together and one of them is asked this very sensitive question.

Question 4: Have you ever not made it to the bathroom in time and had an "accident?"

This question will be very hard for someone to admit if they are a "prude" or very self-conscious. However other people have absolutely no problem answering this question, and will sometimes give you far more information than you bargained for.

Question 5: Have you ever been extremely "intimate" with someone in a public place?

The most common answers to this question, if the person is truthful, can range from in an airplane, an elevator, in a crowded theater, or in the same house (or sometimes the same room!) where parents or siblings are unaware.

Question 6: What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

While this is often a fairly tame answer, sometimes people can really get themselves into trouble. If the answer is embarrassing enough, and someone in the room is unscrupulous enough, the answer can be potential ammunition for blackmail. Use this question with caution, and answer it with even greater caution!

Question 7: Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend?

This is a very common truth or dare question, with very common consequences. If the boyfriend or girlfriend is a current one, they **inevitably** discover how this question was answered, and the relationship is destroyed. Avoid this question at all costs, and if you are asked it, and can't answer with a "no" - chose a dare instead. The embarrassment of the dare will be far less than the damage from sharing such information with friends.

Question 8: If you had only 24 hours to live, what would you do?
The answers to it can sometimes be very entertaining and unexpected.

Question 9: What is the strangest dream you've ever had?

Almost everyone has a strange dream, and often it's a recurring one. Hearing someone else's dream is sometimes very surreal, and often it can tell a great deal about the person's deepest fears.

Question 10:
If you could make anyone in the room your servant for the day, who would it be and what would you make them do?

The answer to this question runs the gamut from lame, to extremely provocative and sometimes very disturbing! If you are brave enough to ask this question.

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